Four Men on a Train

Four men were riding on a train together in the same compartment – a Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Khazar.

The Russian took a bottle of vodka out of his carry-on-luggage, poured some of it into a glass, drank it, and said, “In USSR, we have the best vodka in the world – nowhere in the world you can find vodka as good as the vodka we make in Russia. And we have so much of it that we can just throw it away…” Saying that, he opened a window in the train compartment and threw the entire bottle of vodka out of the window.

The three men were quite impressed that the Russian had thrown out the bottle of Russian vodka.

Then, the Cuban took out a beautiful box of Havana Cigars and removed the wrapper from one of them and lit it, and as he began to smoke he said, “In Cuba, we have the best cigars. Havana Cigars are famous all over the world and nowhere are there so many good cigars. And, we have so many of them that we can just throw them away…” Saying that, he threw out the entire box of Havana Cigars out of the window.

The three men gasped as they watched the Cuban throw out the box of cigars.

Just then, the American stood up, opened the window again, and threw the Khazar out of the window.