5 things to remember in life.

1. Money cannot buy happiness – but it’s far more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy – but remember the asshole’s name.

3. If you help someone when they’re in trouble – they will remember you when they’re in trouble again.  

4. Alcohol does not solve any problems – but then, neither does milk.

5. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.

13 thoughts on “5 things to remember in life.

  1. #3 rings so true, and, as much as I love helping people I cannot stand it when they take advantage if you know what I mean (and ESPECIALLY when it’s a family member….fool me once… and then they wonder why they can’t fool me twice!)

  2. Damn near everyone is alive because its illegal to shoot them. Or stab. Or run off the road. Or drag in the woods and bury up tk their ankles upside down and set ablaze whilst pissing on them and recording it for their family to see on facebook.
    But i digress.
    Cant even hit them with a stick or bubba gets you as his new p!ay toy in the clink.

  3. #6 Never EVER F with an armed, angry older person. They aren’t going to lose the “best” years of their lives by blowing your arse away and they are wise enough to know they are right in doing so.

    I am 46 and I support and embrace this message.

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