Americans brace for major police presence during eclipse. Police across America are afraid terrorists might attack Americans distracted by the eclipse.
Police told to issue tickets to people who are distracted by the sun and not paying attention to their surroundings.
You never know, the person standing next to you wearing eclipse glasses could be a terrorist.
If you think this could happen, then you know how bad the Police State really is.
This is a joke and not true.
I thought this would be a good way to make people aware of how insane the war on terror has become.