24 thoughts on “Captions?

  1. Hi Paul,

    Ok,.. lets see, some possible captions for this pic:

    -> Chelsea: “Mom,.. your ass is THIS fat!!!”

    -> Chelsea: “,… I LOVE your money,… THIS MUCH!!!”

    -> Hillary: “I just told lies this big…”
    Chelsea: “I just told lies THIS big!!!”

    -> Hillary: “I stood like this when Lucifer took my soul!”
    Chelsea: “That’s so funny,… I stood like this when Lucifer took my soul!!!”

    -> Hillary: “Chelsea,. your a such a greedy little whore!”
    Chelsea: “Mom,… your such a greedy big whore!”

    -> Hillary: “When I’m asked about all the murders, money and corruption I engage in,.. I just hold my hands out like this,… and shrug my shoulders!”
    Chelsea: “Ok,.. then when I asked about all the murders, money and corruption I have seen you commit,… I will hold my hands out like this,… and shrug my shoulders too!”

    -> Hillary: “My hole is this wide”
    Chelsea: “… and my hole is this wide!!!”

    -> Hillary: “Chelsea,.. your THIS ugly!”
    Chelsea: “Mom,… your THIS ugly!!”

    – Hillary: I like to grab TWO women by the ass at the same time,.. like this!”
    Chelsea: “… and I like to embrace human garbage,.. like this!”

    And lastly,…

    Chelsea: “This is as close as I can get to hug you,… and your ego!!!”

    JD – US Marines – Hahaha,… not the easiest of pics to deliver some good lines with….

    .

  2. Thanks, Mom, that was the best deodorant you gave me. Any time anyone brings up Benghazi or Huma or those pesky emails, I start sweating bullets, but the deodorant did its job. You’re the bestest.

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