Craig Andersen’s Friday Fume

The National Patriot – by Craig Andersen

Is there no END to liberal stupidity?

NO THERE IS NOT!!!!

This week, like the previous weeks and just as it will be in future weeks, liberals and socialists just keep raising the bar on their insipid activities.

This week, Bradley Manning got busted down to private before he was sentenced to 35 years in a military lock up and now, he wants his clusters removed.  

That’s right…Bradley now wants to be CHELSEA and begin hormone treatments…PRESUMABLY at TAX PAYER EXPENSE because, I suppose, having a little cloud of glitter behind you every time you fart just isn’t a good thing when you’re cellmate’s name is HANK.

The government has awarded a $78 THOUSAND DOLLAR grant to a bunch of HALF BAKED researchers to find out if GLOBAL WARMING caused the downfall of the MAYAN civilization.

Exhibit A) MAYAN…SUV’s.

And…The without A=CLU(E)…Which uttered not a single word of displeasure when a U.S. District Court Judge threw out OKLAHOMA’S BAN ON SHARIA LAW…Now is DEMANDING a STATUE of the 10 COMMANDMENTS be REMOVED from the lawn of the OKLAHOMA CAPITOL!!!

Tell me again how socialists don’t want all notions of our JUDEO/CHRISTIAN values BANISHED to be replaced by the IDEOLOGY of ISLAM!!!!!

It’s Friday my fellow Patriots and…

I’m fuming.

Well…Proving that governments of OTHER nations can be as dumb as a door knob…JAPAN has decided that the leak of RADIOACTIVE WATER from the FUKISHIMA nuclear plant is NOT an ANOMALY after all.

Ummmmm…..

That plant was DAMAGED BEYOND REPAIR in the EARTHQUAKE and TSUNAMI back in 2011 and…IT’S BEEN LEAKING RADIOACTIVE WATER EVER SINCE but…

Up until just a couple of days ago…JAPANS GOVERNMENT SAID IT WAS JUST AN ANOMALY!!!!!

Now…They regard it as…A SERIOUS INCIDENT!!!!!

Ya think?????

So far, they say, it’s leaked about 80,000 gallons…WHICH IS MOST LIKELY A VERY, VERY LOW ESTIMATE but…

THEY ALSO SAY THEY’RE NOT SURE, FROM WHERE, IT’S LEAKING!!!!!!!

Maybe from a HOLE IN THE DAMN THING???????

A TEPCO spokesman, Masayuki Ono, says the RADIOACTIVE, LEAKED WATER has SEEPED INTO THE GROUND after largely escaping…

PILES OF SANDBAGS AROUND THE TANK!!!!!

Sandbags??? THEY ARE TRYING TO HOLD RADIOACTIVE WATER BACK WITH…SANDBAGS?????

I don’t want to alarm anyone but…

THIS IS EXACTLY HOW GODZILLA GOT STARTED!!!!!!!

Fuming.

Well, well…SOCIALISTS are tripping all over themselves trying to say that TED CRUZ can NOT become the PRESIDENT because…HE HOLDS DUAL CITIZENSHIP WITH CANADA and they’re trying to make CONSERVATIVES, who point to OBAMA as INELIGIBLE, out to be HYPOCRITES!!!

Perhaps some perspective is needed here.

Yes…Ted Cruz, born of an AMERICAN mother IN Canada IS an AMERICAN CITIZEN but, it also turns out, that because he was born on Canadian soil, EVEN THOUGH NEITHER OF HIS PARENTS ARE CANADIAN…He’s also a CANADIAN CITIZEN.

Cruz, for his part, is in the process of DENOUNCING his CANADIAN citizenship so that he is ONLY an AMERICAN.

Obama NEVER WAS a DUAL citizen.

HE BECAME AN INDONESIAN CITIZEN when he attended school there as a young MUSLIM and, as records indicate…

NEVER…EVER…DENOUNCED THAT INDONESIAN CITIZENSHIP.

Therefore, as an INDONESIAN…OBAMA is INELIGIBLE!!!!!

Ted Cruz released his BIRTH CERTIFICATE a few days ago and…Guess what???

IT’S REAL…NOT A FORGERY LIKE OBAMA’S BIRTH CERTIFICATE!!!!!

Imagine that.

Ted Cruz’s Cuban born father, Rafael Bienvenido Cruz, eventually became a U.S. citizen.

OBAMA’S KENYAN BORN… PURPORTED FATHER…NEVER…EVER…BECAME A U.S. CITIZEN!!!

Hey, look…you socialists set the precedent…YOU TIED YOURSELVES IN KNOTS TELLING US THAT OBAMA…A GUY WITH NO PAST…A FORGED BIRTH CERTIFICATE…FAKE SELECTIVE SERVICE REGISTRATION…FRAUDULENT SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER AND NO DISCERNIBLE PAST WHO IS STILL…TO THIS DAY…AN INDONESIAN CITIZEN WAS PERFECTLY ELIGIBLE!!!!!

I’d be willing to bet…If we asked…TED CRUZ WOULD BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO SHOW US HIS COLLEGE RECORDS AND LET US READ HIS THESIS TOO!!!

Oh…hey…Socialists…Don’t get to thinking that we, as Conservatives, are starting to see things from YOUR perspective…

WE CAN’T GET OUR HEADS ANYWHERE NEAR FAR ENOUGH UP OUR BUTS FOR THAT!!!!!

I’m fuming.

What have we HERE???

We have…OPRAH!!!!!

Last week, OPRAH weighed in on the TREYVON MARTIN case and uttered THE MOST NONSENSICAL THING…

“A lot of people think if they think they’re not using the n-word themselves, they physically aren’t using the n-word themselves, and do not harbor ill will towards black people that it’s not racist But to me it’s ridiculous to look at that case and not to think that race was involved.”

Uh huh.

So…

PEOPLE WHO HARBOR NO…NO…ILL WILL TOWARDS…BLACK PEOPLE…ARE STILL RACISTS?????

Only a socialist, race bating BUFFOON would believe THAT.

That bit of ABJECT STUPIDITY comes on the heels of OPRAH claiming RACISM was involved when a STORE CLERK…IN ZURICH…WOULDN’T SHOW HER…A PETA SPOKESWOMAN…A $38,000…ANIMAL SKIN HANDBAG!!!!!

Look…I don’t know what it was all about but…

IF OPRAH…SOMEONE SO ABUSED BY RACISM THAT SHE IS NOW A MULTI BILLIONAIRE…WALKED INTO THAT SHOP…LOOKING LIKE THIS…THE CLERK PROBABLY FIGURED THAT ANYONE WHO COULDN’T AFFORD CLOTHES…THAT FIT…COULDN’T AFFORD A $38,000.00 PURSE EITHER!!!!

I’m Fuming!

And finally…As long as we’re dealing with RACISTS…

 It turns out that…A DEPARTMENT OF HOMEY-LAND SECURITY MANAGER…Ayo Kimathi…HAS BEEN RUNNING A LITTLE WEBSITE OF HIS OWN!!!

THE SITE…WAR ON THE HORIZON…IS ALL ABOUT BLACKS GOING TO WAR AGAINST WHITES AND…as his “mission” statement says…

“FOR BLACK PEOPLE TO SURVIVE THE 21ST CENTURY, WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO KILL A LOT OF WHITES!!!”

I rather doubt this…AYO KIMATHI fellow has a $38,000.000 PURSE because…HE ALSO WANTS TO KILL GAYS!!!!!

Apparently, one of his FORMER supervisors at DHS says…

“Everybody is the office is afraid of him,and afraid he will come in with a gun and someday go postal.”

I GUESS THAT MEANS…HE AIN’T GONNA SHOW UP ON SATURDAYS AND…IF YOU REALLY WANNA GET SHOT BY THE CREEP…YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE A NUMBER AND…GO TO THE NEXT WINDOW…PLEASE!!!

It turns out that…The Department of HOMEY-LAND SECURITY has known about this jerk’s website for some time.

The DHS says he DID obtain PERMISSION to RUN a website but, he MISREPRESENTED it as A…SITE THAT SOLD VIDEOS OF CONCERTS AND LECTURES!!!!!

Ummm…THE DAMN NSA HAS BEEN LOOKING AT EVERY KEY STROKE OF EVERY AMERICAN FOR YEARS AND COMPILING THEM IN A DATABASE AND…NOBODY IN THIS SOCIALIST REGIME LOOKED AT HIS WEBSITE???????

According to ICE spokeswoman Gillian Christensen…

“Every ICE employee is held to the highest standard of professional and ethical conduct.  ICE “does not condone any type of hateful rhetoric or advocacy of violence of any kind against anyone. Accusations of misconduct are investigated thoroughly and if substantiated, appropriate actions in taken.”

Oh…Well…I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER NOW!!!!!!

So far…It is not known what disciplinary actions, if any, will be taken against Kimathi.

DISCIPLINARY ACTIONS???

IN THIS RACE BATING ADMINISTRATIONS???

HE’LL PROBABLY GET A PROMOTION!!!!!!!!

Besides…NOBODY in ERIC HOLDER’S DOJ IS GONNA GO AFTER THIS IDIOT…BECAUSE HE AIN’T A WHITE HISPANIC!!!!!

Remember…THIS IS THE DHS…THE OUTFIT THAT HAS LABELED RETURNING MILITARY HEROES AND CATHOLICS AS DOMESTIC TERROR THREATS…

THE DHS…THE SAME PILE OF NUMB-NUTS THAT SAYS THE TEA PARTY IS A TERROR THREAT…

THE DEPARTMENT OF…HOMEY-LAND…SECURITY…HAS A…MANAGER…WITH HIS OWN WEBSITE WHO…WANTS TO…KILL WHITEY???????

I’m sure this is the sort of thing that JESSE JACKSON might…FROWN UPON!!!!!

This moron’s website ALSO claims to prepare blacks intellectually, spiritually, psychologically and physically for “a global clash that will mean the end of white rule on this planet or the end of the black race as we know it.”

A global clash…

A GLOBAL CLASH?????

IF IT’S A GLOBAL CLASH THIS BLAC-KKK MORON WANTS…IT’S A CLASH HE’LL GET but…

HE needs to know what he’s UP against and…

It ain’t gonna be a picnic.

I’VE GOT A RODEO CLOWN AND…I’M NOT AFRAID TO USE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m about to blow a FREAKIN’ gasket here…

It IS Friday my friends and, in case you haven’t noticed…

I AM FUMING!!!!!!!

 

4 thoughts on “Craig Andersen’s Friday Fume

  1. Craig Anderson is right on most of the points but the Ted Cruz issue. Ted Cruz is NOT and will NEVER be eligible for president as he has to be a natural BORN citizen of the United States. Since he was not BORN in the United States (he was born in Canada), then regardless of his citizenship, he can NEVER be eligible to be president. So he is just as much as ineligible as Obama is. Why is it so hard for people to understand and why do they keep ignoring this simple fact? It’s not rocket science.

    Again, this is just a way for the false left/right paradigm to merge as one by making people think that they are against each other and say, “Two can play at that hypocritical game” and then while the people are distracted with the battle, they are helping the party and eventually merging and becoming the same thing as the opposing party and serving the same master, while at the same time, doing absolutely nothing to establish credibility with the people or even representing them.

    Don’t let them fool you!

  2. Before the writer bursts a blood vessel, screaming about Shariah law, he ought to look into the Jew’s ‘Noahide Laws,’ which became the law of the land back in 1991 when Congress passed the bill and Bush signed into law mandating Noahide laws as the law of the land.

    http://www.takebackourrights.org/docs/Christians-full%20page.html

    As for this ‘liberal’ vs. conservative thing, it’s a distraction. Go ahead and keep fuming about liberals or conservatives, as that serves the PTB well, by keeping us at each other’s throats.

    By dividing us, they get to keep on looting the bank accounts and then laugh at our stupidity for falling for one of the oldest tricks in the book.

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