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‘Don’t Shoot! I’m NOT DORNER!!’ Bumper Stickers Hit eBay

dont_shoot_im_not_dornerLAIST by Emma G. Gallegos

If you’re ready for some gallows humor about this whole Christopher Dorner situation, head on over to eBay.

There you’ll find a bumper sticker that reads “Don’t Shoot! I’m NOT DORNER!!” Get it? Because so far the LAPD has fired at two Hispanic women and the Torrance Police Department fired at a white man. In both cases, police said they thought they were firing at Dorner. There’s a window decal, too. (h/t Reddit)

There’s also a T-shirt just in case the problem isn’t that you have a truck like Dorner’s, but that you happen to have the same skin color as the renegade ex-LAPD cop.


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6 Responses to ‘Don’t Shoot! I’m NOT DORNER!!’ Bumper Stickers Hit eBay

  1. # 1 NWO Hatr says:

    Even though I’m white, I’m seriously considering getting one of these.

    It would appear that at least SOME of the idiot cops around here are color blind.

  2. BJ says:

    Sign me up! I want 3!
    1 for my wife & 1 for my kid & 1 for myself!

  3. pete says:

    better to have one that says “i shoot back!”

    • # 1 NWO Hatr says:

      pete, you obviously have no concept of what the cops are like here.

      A statement like that would guarantee they would shoot you, and consequently lie about the circumstances.

  4. john daley says:

    LOL @ the bumper sticker. Just bought mine


  5. Paraglider Collapse says:

    If guns are outlawed, then only POLICE will have guns.

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