One day while walking between cars in a shopping center I passed a car where the man was just getting out of the drivers seat. In the back of the lay a lab puppy stretched out. He rolled the window down a few inches to give the puppy fresh air.
Then the man looked at the pup and pointing to the car he said STAY! and two more times for emphasis.
In the next parking lane a pretty young blond looked at him seriously and said “why don’t you just put it in park”.