Hillary phoned the President’s office shortly after midnight.
“I need to talk to President Trump, it’s an emergency!” exclaimed Hillary.
After some cajoling, the President’s assistant agreed to disturb his boss’s study time.
“So, what is it that’s so important it can’t wait until morning?” grumbled Trump.
“Supreme Court Judge Ginsburg just died, and I would like to take her place,” begged Hillary.
“Well, it’s alright with me, if it’s OK with the funeral home,” replied President Trump.