Hillary Clinton goes to Israel to peddle her book.
While in Jerusalem, she suffers a heart attack and dies.
The Israeli government tells the U.S. embassy: “You can have her shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for just $100.”
The Americans go into a corner to discuss for a few minutes. They return with their answer — they want Hillary shipped home.
The Israeli diplomat is puzzled and asks, “Why would you spend $50,000 to ship her home, when it would cost you only $100 to have her buried here?”
The American diplomats reply: “Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can’t take the risk.”
H/t Ken R.