It Was Close But We Have A Winner!

It Ain’t Holy Water

Famous Presidential Lies


  • We were attacked (in the Gulf of Tonkin)


  • I am not a crook

GHW Bush:

  • Read my lips – No New Taxes


  • I did not have sex with that woman… Miss Lewinski

GW Bush:

  • Iraq has weapons of mass destruction


  • I will have the most transparent administration in history.
  • The stimulus will fund shovel-ready jobs.
  • I am focused like a laser on creating jobs.
  • The IRS is not targeting anyone.
  • It was a spontaneous riot about a movie.
  • If I had a son.
  • I will put an end to the type of politics that “breeds division, conflict and cynicism”.
  • You didn’t build that!
  • I will restore trust in Government.
  • The Cambridge cops acted stupidly.
  • The public will have 5 days to look at every bill that lands on my desk
  • It’s not my red line – it is the world’s red line.
  • Whistle blowers will be protected in my administration.
  • We got back every dime we used to rescue the banks and auto companies, with interest.
  • I am not spying on American citizens.
  • Obama Care will be good for America.
  • You can keep your family doctor.
  • Premiums will be lowered by $2500.
  • If you like it, you can keep your current healthcare plan.
  • It’s just like shopping at Amazon.
  • I knew nothing about “Fast and Furious” gunrunning to Mexican drug cartels.
  • I knew nothing about IRS targeting conservative groups.
  • I knew nothing about what happened in Benghazi.
  • I have never known my uncle from Kenya who is in the country illegally and that was arrested and told to leave the country over 20 years ago.
  • And, I have never lived with that uncle.  He finally admitted (12-05-2013) that he DID know his uncle and that he DID live with him.

And the biggest one of all:

  • “I, Barrack Hussein Obama, pledge to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America.”

I believe we have a winner!

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8 Responses to It Was Close But We Have A Winner!

  1. Digger, may I be the first to comment on this excellent article!
    Good job!!!

  2. Paul says:

    Same hear 1611. Thank you Digger.

  3. STFB says:

    Agreed with above, digger, nice – I gotta think that the commitee was out for quite awhile struggling with this one.

  4. DL. says:

    This is so wonderful that I am thinking of writing a satirical piece that finishes the quotes, for instance:

    “I will put an end to the type of politics that “breeds division, conflict and cynicism” (by guillotining anyone who disagrees with me!)


    “The Cambridge cops acted stupidly” (by not completely destroying the evidence that it was a false flag operation…now why did those idiots leave that black knapsack around?)

    • DL. says:

      And all of them not just Obama’s:

      “Read my lips–No New Taxes” (for the oligarchs who own me…only the little people pay taxes…now what was the name of that lady who once said that?)

  5. Nottoobitter says:

    ahahah nice diggerdan
    im a post it on barry i mean baracks facebook.

  6. # 1 NWO Hatr says:

    He bagged that title in his first year.

    Good find, digger. 😀

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