Mask Wars 2021

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I was in Las Vegas yesterday, stopped in McDonald’s.🍔🍟🥤🙄🤷🏼‍♂️ There were large signs in English & Español on the door that stated MASKS REQUIRED. The manager lady politely stared at me and pushed towards me a box of masks on the counter & hesitatingly asked “would you like a mask?” At least, to their credit , the masks were individually wrapped & she did not touch them, (as many mask-police psychos do, violating every mask protocol by handling the masks with their bare grubby fingers, standing much less than ‘6 feet distance,’ I might add.🙄🤦🏼‍♂️😒)

I started a specific method last year when dealing with this type scenario. I’m sort of a loud, hyper, confrontational type person, so I had to purposefully train myself to try to be calm in these situations. The calm, confident person generally wins.

So I use my fake (contrived) quiet meek, timid humble voice (which is beyond hilarious if you knew me 🤭😅) & I sort of stutter & say “i… I have a medical exemption.” (Which I do.)

It never fails that they can’t hear me, (on purpose) and without fail they politely & delicately lean closer to me and ask “WHAT?”

I then say it again. It’s worked 100% of the time, so far, this year.

Every time, they react with awkward silence, don’t mention the mask again, and proceed with our transaction. ☺🙏🏻

The old adage ‘you get more with honey then vinegar’ is not always applicable, but my purposeful practice at this game is quite amusing and very effective.

I have a whole slew of videos I recorded on my phone from last year where I was so pissed, angry, ranting & raving, insulting, both sides raising their voice, over this mask issue. It was very frustrating & disheartening, usually with non-productive results.

My “fake quiet voice tactic,” 🤭😅 while 100% contrived, works great. I then order my food & get the heck out of there.

I do still always have my phone ready to record just in case, I know my local, state & federal laws on this matter of reasonable accommodation for those with a medical condition, and will record the situation as evidence and take appropriate legal action if necessary.

How has your experience been?

As a reminder: Here Fr. James Altman of St. James the Less in La Crosse, Wisconsin preaches: “God Gave Us A Brain, Let Us Use It.”

He says “The entire premise of this facemask order is a Godless, diabolical farce. A Godless dehumanizing lie, this imposition of restrictions.” 😇🙏

Here’s another must-hear homily by Fr. Altman, ‘FEAR-demic: Trust God, not men.

One thought on “Mask Wars 2021

  1. This person does not have to worry about the effects of wearing a mask, the toxic food he is consuming will kill him.

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