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Peanuts

An old lady offers the bus-driver some peanuts… So, the driver happily munches them.

Every 5 minutes she gives him a handful more peanuts.

Driver: Why don’t you eat them yourself?

Old lady: I can’t chew. Look, I have no teeth. She smiles to prove it.

Driver: Then why do you buy them?

Old lady: Oh, I just love the chocolates around them.

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4 Responses to Peanuts

  1. Angel-NYC says:

    eww
    LOL

  2. KOYOTE says:

    LOL!!
    I LOVE OLD LADIES. JUST ASK JILL…………

  3. X7734-0845 says:

    Sounds kinda like Uncle. Suck off all the really good parts, then leave you with just enough to live on and make it look like it’s something wonderful. Until you find out you’ve just been crapped on.

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