Police are “terrified” of red balloons and terrorist clowns


A 1956 Oscar winning movie called, wait for it… ‘The Red Balloon’ shows a French mute kid chasing a balloon through the streets of Paris. And not one police officer or person was ‘terrified’!

Fast forward to 2017 and you’ll see how America’s absurd ‘war on terror’ just keeps getting more and more bizarre.

This week, the Pennsylvania police issued a bizarre warning, claiming they are “terrified” of red balloons tied to sewer grates.

Red balloons terrify police

image credit: NY Daily News

While the police meant this as a joke, the warning is totally serious.

“We want the local prankster to know that we were completely terrified as we removed these balloons and respectfully request they do not do that again.”

If police catch ‘pranksters’ tying red balloons to sewer grates you can rest assured they’ll be charged with domestic terrorism.

If you want proof, continue reading.

Clowns are considered to be possible terrorists 

image credit: UK Mirror

According to the Pennsylvania State Police ‘creepy’ clowns are considered to be possible terrorists and should be reported immediately.

An article in VICE warns, if someone sees a creepy clown they should call the terrorism tip line.

“The Pennsylvania State Police (PSP) is providing this bulletin for informational purposes only. The PSP encourages reporting of suspicious activity by calling the toll‐free PSP Terrorism Tip Line at (888) 292‐1919, or by sending an email to tips@pa.gov.Additionally, PSP launched the “See Something, Send Something”smartphone application (app) to help combat terrorism and other criminal activity.”

“The app allows suspicious activity to be captured as a photograph or written note and sent directly to the Pennsylvania Criminal Intelligence Center (PaCIC). Available at no cost to iPhone and Android users, the app also contains information on what to look for and when to report suspicious activity.”

Last year, police in America arrested twelve people for dressing up as ‘creepy clowns.

Police in the United Kingdom have gone a step further and criminalized dressing up as a clown in public.

Do we need anymore proof that the ‘war on terror’ is a lie?

Criminalizing clowns and red balloons to fight the war on terror is asinine, so why are Americans allowing it?


3 thoughts on “Police are “terrified” of red balloons and terrorist clowns

  1. cops are afraid of red balloons?… were they in fear for their lives?

    how many red balloons were murdered?

    what a bunch of pansies … maybe soon to be daisies?

    If crap like this keeps them on their toes..maybe it should be something they see daily

  2. “Last year, police in America arrested twelve people for dressing up as ‘creepy clowns.”

    Sure wish Pennywise would get hold of their pig @sses.

    “Do we need anymore proof that the ‘war on terror’ is a lie?”

    We have a plethora of proof already.

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