Seriously, just a joke

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC Nothing was moving.

Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down the window and asks, “What’s going on?” 

“Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress, and they’re asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations.”

“How much is everyone giving, on an average?” the driver asks.

The man replies, “Roughly a gallon.”

8 thoughts on “Seriously, just a joke

  1. This is funny!

    Much better to give some gasoline because more than likely the terrorist is one of the congress critters who volunteered to run this money making scam who will then go on to split the money between the other congress people. Then the terrorist will end up dead by a self inflicted fatal gun shot wound, so the story line will go when the msm reports it.

  2. “… they’re asking for a $100 million dollar ransom.”

    Couldn’t be Mossad.

    They’d shoot for at least a billion.

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