Someone In Colorado Is Putting Out The Funniest Signs Ever, And The Puns Are Priceless


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  1. Thanks, Hal. These made me smile. Here are a few more for you:

    What if there were no hypothetical situations?

    Apathy is the world’s fastest growing disease. But who cares?

    A day without sunshine is like… night.

    Question: How do you know if your mission in life is complete?
    Answer: If you’re alive, it’s not.

    3 Limericks:

    There was an old drunkard of Devon
    Who died and ascended to Heaven
    But he cried, this is Hades,
    There are no naughty ladies
    And the pubs are all shut by eleven.

    There once was a woman with a plan
    No, it wasn’t to get her a man
    Her main focus, her cause
    to get through menopause
    So she could finally turn off the fan.

    An elderly man called Keith
    Mislaid his set of false teeth
    They’d been laid on a chair
    He’d forgot they were there,
    Sat down and was bitten beneath.

    “Without this great land of ours, we would all drown.”
    — Professor Irwin Corey, The World’s Foremost Authority

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    1. Oh, just one more:

      A woman gets on a bus carrying her baby.

      “Wow,” says the bus driver, “That sure is an ugly baby.”

      Distraught and in tears the woman takes a seat at the rear of the bus.

      Concerned, a gentleman sitting next to her asks, “What’s the matter, lady?”

      Crying, she tells him, “That bus driver just really insulted me.”

      “Well,” said the gentleman, “You just march right on up there and tell him how you feel. I mean really give him a piece of your mind. Go Ahead now. I’ll hold your monkey.”

      🙂

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  2. A guy I know was arrested for sleeping with his horse.
    The judge let him off due to it being a stable relationship.

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