Taxes

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he’s fed.

Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.  

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts ;
Anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries
Tax his tears.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won’t be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He’s good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he’s laid.

Put these words
Upon his tomb,
‘Taxes drove me
to my doom…’

When he’s gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.

These are real taxes:

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Taxes
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Road Usage Tax
Sales Tax
School Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service FeeTax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.

We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the
world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What happened? Can you spell ‘politicians’ ?

Deb

7 thoughts on “Taxes

    1. Yep Foehammer, people have got to wake up and realize that the only purpose for the increase and addition of all these taxes is to pay for the future control of we the people. Taxes are just another way the govt. is extorting money out of the people to be used against we the people.

      1. we the people have been jewed out of our money, our morals. our society, and soon I’m afraid, our country! the irs is simply an arm of the federal reserve rothschild bank. Usury and organized crime!

  1. Shoot the taxmen in the head
    keep on shooting, they’re not all dead

    get the bankers and all they stole
    make sure the bankers’ heads all roll

    the IRS is coming fast
    make sure your visit is their last

    when congress spends with morals loose
    it’s time for you to tie a noose

    I”m not buying Obama-care
    come and take it, if you dare.

  2. 100 years ago, last Dec. 23, 2013, the Federal Reserve was not in existence! Since then the USA has dropped to #12 in economic world status & the value of the dollar has dropped 96%. Our Constitutional Rights have nearly been destroyed & freedoms wiped out……It’s time to take a stand, PERIOD! I will continue to crusade for Liberty, Freedom, Justice & Truth, please join the crusade………

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