4 thoughts on “The President’s Analyst – The Phone Company

    1. Was my first thought as well.

      Curious of the year of release and found this:

      Our Man Flint
      When scientists use eco-terrorism to impose their will on the world by affecting extremes in the weather, Intelligence Chief Cramden calls in top agent Derek Flint.

      Something about that…gee, just can’t place it, hmm.

  1. Donald Trump went in for his medical check up at the Naval medical academy.

    The doctor said …

    President Trump…

    We have to give you a prostrate exam.

    So the doctor proceeded.

    President Trump screamed. …ow…ow..oh…!
    Why are you sticking your finger so deep in my azz!!!

    The doctor replied…

    Well according to Jiffy Lube Standards.

    Seems that you’re a quart low on bullsht ,, and I also had to pry out Benjamin and Kushner’ s penises out of your shthole.

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