Thousands support petition to sell ‘useless’ state of Montana to Canada


Around 6,000 people have signed a petition to sell the “useless” state of Montana to Canada for a whopping $1 trillion to “eliminate the national debt” – which is actually well over $22 trillion.

We have too much debt and Montana is useless. Just tell them it has beavers or something,” reads the petition. Additional reasons provided by supportive petitioners include the state’s “insignificant population” and their “aesthetic” which some claim isn’t in keeping with the rest of the US.  

At the time of the writing of this article, around 6,000 people had signed the petition to sell off Montana. This number makes up just around 0.6 percent of the state’s population of one million.

While the accusation of being “useless” may offend some Americans, it seems Montanans know when they’re not wanted, and are actively supporting the sale by expressing their joy at joining Canada with none of the moving expenses.

Honestly most Montanas are totally OK with this let’s do it I’m fine with being out of this hellhole,” wrote one petitioner. “Montana will get legal weed, health care and decent hockey. It’s a win-win,” added another optimistic supporter.

I’ve been a resident of Montana my entire life, and quite frankly I’m sick of the US’s complete and utter disregard for human life. I’ll take Canada’s health care, education, and freedom over the US’s money grubbing system. Also, Canada gets all of Glacier Park and some of Yellowstone,” lobbied another petitioner.

In what might be the most surprising love match of 2019 so far, it appears Canada is also happy to adopt the state.

Montana and its people would be a beautiful addition to our beautiful country. Welcome!” wrote one enthusiastic Canadian. “Dear Montana, we love you but we can’t afford that. Ditch the USA and join us for free. You don’t need that much debt,” wrote another.

Several other states were suggested as possible sweeteners for the Canadian deal, including Wyoming and Idaho, because “nobody cares about them either.” Minnesota was also mentioned, along with California – which is allegedly pushing up the national debt with “all those wildfires… let the queen deal with it,” commenters said.

10 thoughts on “Thousands support petition to sell ‘useless’ state of Montana to Canada

  1. “Montana will get legal weed, health care and decent hockey. It’s a win-win,” added another optimistic supporter.”


    Not after you have to give up your guns, moron.


  2. What have the leader not giving away ??? If you never been to Montana you need to go before they give it away . The clowns are in town

  3. At first i thought this was a joke, but no its not! too much kool aid? stupid 101? or maybe this is the dumb downed bunch? why would any SANE person come up with this kind of crap?

  4. To pay off a national debt of roughly 20 trillion, or to hand it over to Israel since the Rothschilds own about 70 percent of it…I wonder how many folks in Christian Zionist Central (aka Texas) would vote to do the same thing, only sell it to Israel, not Canada? Bwahahahahahahahahahahahh! After all, CUFI needs a new home…the Third Temple, right?

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