Understanding The Wife’s Code. Jeff Allen – Full Special


Dry Bar Comedy

Nov 7, 2019

Husbands will never win arguments with their wives, and as long as everyone knows that, everyone will be happy.

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1 Response to Understanding The Wife’s Code. Jeff Allen – Full Special

  1. galen says:

    Thanks, Swifty. I finally got to watch this. So funny, the guy is really hysterical and has a keen eye on all the changes of family life. Man, we sure do need to laugh now and then. So I just found these three items for you:

    >>> I have a shared parking lot with my neighbor. I don’t like him much, but I’ve decided to try to be his friend. After all… We have a lot in common.

    >>> And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

    >>> A police officer pulls over this guy who’s been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy’s window and says, “Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube.” The man says, “Sorry, officer, I can’t do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I’ll have a really bad asthma attack.”

    “Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample.” I can’t do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I’ll bleed to death.”

    “Well, then, we need a urine sample.” “I’m sorry, officer, I can’t do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that, I’ll get really low blood sugar.”

    “All right, then I need you to come out here and walk this white line.” “I can’t do that, officer.” “Why not?” “Because I’m drunk.”

    🙂

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