What deep thinkers men are…

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said ‘nothing’. The reason I said that instead of saying ‘just thinking’ is because she would have said ‘about what’. At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.   

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, “It might be nice to have another child.” On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, “You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts.”

I rest my case.

Time for another beer.

55 thoughts on “What deep thinkers men are…

  1. The problem is………if you have too many of those beer things…..they invariably………..
    lead to someone saying” hey!, hold my beer and watch this!……. and then the rest can be assumed. most time drinking too much beer ends in getting your nuts cracked……either by you or the person you pissed off. anyway, glad to be among other deep thinkers here. lol

  2. HAHAHAHAHahahahahahaha!!!!!!

    Oh Man!,.. Now That’s Funny!!! (…. and I know funny!)

    Ahhhh,…. the sublime logic of the male mind!!!,…. an evolutionary chalise of infinite wisdom it is……

    No wonder men can figure out how the universe operates!,…. we could even figure out we don’t like getting kicked in the nuts!

    JD – US Marines – I Nominate Paul for the Nobel Prize for Creative Thinking. (…..after all,.. if that fraud Sotoro can get the Nobel “Peace” Prize for creating more war, death and destruction,.. then certainly Paul deserves a Nobel Prize for actually solving one of mankinds age old question!)


      1. Please will someone kick me in the “nads” .I just want to test whether my feelings are still there or not! 🙂

  3. “My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said ‘nothing’. The reason I said that instead of saying ‘just thinking’ is because she would have said ‘about what’.”

    Yep, the story of every married man’s life. lol

    It’s these kinds of trivial, creative thoughts that make life worthwhile. Beer just helps your mind to trail off in order to help you to think about things you would never think about sober.

    Good times.

      1. Yep, when I was in China, my buddies and I would drink every Thursday night. We’d call it “Thursty night”. LOL

      2. Yes Angel-NYC, Einstein Juice! 🙂 I’ll call you in morning with latest news flash in the hot point of the revolution. In other words, news to snooze by! 🙂 NC, I’ll be in touch soon brother.

          1. My pleasure brother. I’m here any time for you. Just call. It is an honor to call you brother. 🙂

          1. Hey NC, I’ve been meaning to talk with you on a more personal level regarding Digger as he held you in high regard. I may try tomorrow as I will have a “”day off” of the madness to gather my thoughts before the next engagement. Take care Brother. Oh, and let me thank Henry for granting me that “extra day”. That makes a huge difference.

          2. Glad you Finally got his info, Millard. 🙂
            🙂 🙂 🙂
            Get some rest.
            This thread has been so funny, I’ve had a hard time signing off. LOL
            Good night, Bro. 🙂

  4. from what i have seen deep thought and beer in the same sentence is a contradiction…

    and i have found a way to keep people from asking me questions.. just give them an answer that boggles their mind to the extent they walk off with a blank look on their face..

    like the question i got when i wanted the used happy snap cameras from the photo hut.. i just told them i was building a linear electromagnetic accelerator launcher.. then i went on to describe a magnetic accelerator cannon and they just blinked at me and put them in the bag…

    i didn’t lie and told them exactly what i was gonna do, build a small table top magnetic cannon… i jut told them in a manner that their mind couldn’t handle..

  5. Many of the worlds problems have been solved by two guys sitting at the bar drinking a few cold drafts.

  6. I think you guys are missing an angle. What if every time you got laid, it was followed by a kick in the nuts? I’m deep thinking that at some point in the ball game, the line would become blurred and the issue confused to the point that you might just be looking forward to it. 🙂

    1. Oh, I don’t know Henry, I’ve never enjoyed stepping on a rake even though I do enjoy getting a little dirt under the fingernails. 🙂

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