Barry Bottoms Out

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“I got re-elected in part because people did think I was trustworthy…” – Barack Obama

“53% of Americans now believe that Obama is not honest and trustworthy.” – CNN Poll

“Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes?” — Groucho Marx

Barry Obama is the kindest man he ever met.  He modestly admits it to anyone who’s still listening. That appears to be his wife Moochie and Magic Johnson. Magic, still dribbling after all these years, thinks Obama is “the greatest leader in the world.” For most of the rest of us, Barry’s the poster boy for the old tale of the scorpion and the frog.  You know, the one where a scorpion and a gullible frog meet on the bank of a stream and the scorpion asks the frog to carry him across, and the frog says, “How do I know you won’t sting me?” and the scorpion replies, “Because if I do, I’ll die too.”  The frog is satisfied, and they set out and halfway across, the scorpion stings the frog. The incredulous frog gasps, “Why?” and the scorpion replies: “Because it’s my nature…”

Barry’s a socialist.  It’s his nature.  And he was going to sting us even if it sent us to the muddy bottom.  It’s not his fault.  We never should have given him a ride in the first place.

One thought on “Barry Bottoms Out

  1. Man, I have heard that “scorpion and the frog” story more times in the past 3 years than I have in my entire life in relation to the world. It’s basically become a cliche. But yea, Barry is just another example of it all.

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