Pat Dollard Excerpted from Politico: New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is medically “fit to serve” and is working to get his weight in check, his doctor said in a medical report released on Friday.
“He has no medical limitations and is fit to serve as the Governor of the state of New Jersey,” wrote Dr. Rachana Kulkarni, a cardiologist who has taken care of Christie since January 2012.
The Republican, a likely candidate for president in 2016, underwent lap band surgery in February in an attempt to tackle his weight and “has been losing weight steadily since then,” the doctor said.
“After he turned 50, Governor Christie has taken a very proactive role in his health,” Kulkarni wrote. “He is aware of being overweight and has taken several measures to address this issue.”
http://patdollard.com/2013/10/doctor-christie-not-too-fat-to-serve/
Hahahahaha. Christie the Hutt. The picture says it all. Thanks for the laugh.
Doctor: “Christie too fat to starve.”
Not too fat to hang, either.
A good, sturdy hemp rope should be enough to support all that tonnage.
I don`t know about that #1. Ya see, that cristie is so overweight that if ya did put a rope around his fat neck that all of that tonnage he has hi neck will never be able to support that weight on his neck. Just imagine all of the blood he would have spraying betyween his shoulders because his neck wouldn`t support all of that body weight and his head just got pulled off clean except for all of that jugler blood squirtin`. Pigs do have a ot of blood to drain out ya know.
Film at 11:00.
Film at 11:00, ?? I don`t understand. 🙂
If his head does pop off when we hang him, we want to be sure to get it on video.
Then it can be shown on the 11:00 o’clock news.
And the 4:00, 5:00, 6:00, 7:00, 8:00, 9:00, and 10:00 o’clock news as well.
Finally we’ll be able to see some REAL entertainment on t.v. for a change.
🙂 . Didn`t understand about that 11:00 thing 🙂 . Yes that would be a prize winner wouldn`t it #1.
good call. fire squad of howitzers perhaps?