Free Kittens

cid- part1.09070908.07050609@hearmenow.bizA pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of her home.

Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS.

Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead car stepped a
tall, grinning man.   

“Hi there little girl, I’m President Obama. What do you have in the basket?” he asked.

cid-“Kittens,” little Suzy said.

“How old are they?” asked Obama.

Suzy replied, “They’re so young, their eyes aren’t even open yet.”

“And what kind of kittens are they?”

“Democrats,” answered Suzy with a smile.

Obama was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR chief and  told him about the little girl and the kittens.

Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that the president should return the next day; and in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.

So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her basket of “FREE KITTENS,” when another motorcade pulled up, this time followed by vans from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN.  Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then Obama got out of his limo and walked over to little Suzy.

cid-“Hello, again,” he said, I’d love it if you would tell all my friends out there what kind of kittens you’re giving away.”

“Yes sir,” Suzy said. “They’re Republicans.”

Taken by surprise, the president stammered,  “But…but…yesterday, you told me they were DEMOCRATS.”

Little Suzy smiled and said, “I know. But today, they have their eyes open.”


7 thoughts on “Free Kittens

  1. I love cute kittens! Thanks!

    I almost imagined Obama and his fellow psychopaths buying the kittens, then skinning the poor babies alive and eating their insides while planning how they’d process the sweet soft fur skins for some “eyes wide shut” party like the one the Rothschilds had in 1972 which is all over the internet now…

  2. one diabolical cat body with two ignorant heads ..thats what we have as a government and the failed 2 party system

    any one with a D or R behind its name , is a threat to your further existence,and as a free man

  3. Hey Cathleen. I missed this when you posted it. Thanks to Henry I was made aware of it after sending it in today. Really got a kick out of this. 😆

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