Obama Loses The Beard?

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“Before you can pry any secrets from me, you must first find the real me!” – Michael McClure, The Beard


Jerry: “Guys And Dolls? Isn’t that a lavish Broadway musical?”

George: “It’s Guys And Dolls, not Guys And Guys.”

– Seinfeld, “The Outing”  


If actions indeed speak louder than words — and they do – then the 44th President of the United States is not only a neo-Muslim Marxist, he’s also as gay as a December daffodil.  Which might explain why he rides a girl’s bicycle and throws a baseball like Aunt Bee.

Not That Theres Anything Wrong With ThatNot That There's Anything Wrong With That 2While the always-eloquent Michelle Antoinette Obama might deny it publicly, there’s clear evidence that Barack Obama is indeed homosexual… and is specifically what’s known in the black street slang as “being on the Down Low” or “being a cake boy”.The Obamas’ marriage is an elaborate sham concocted for their mutual benefit, where Michelle serves as Barack’s beard and in return she gets to enjoy a life of fabulous wealth and power she could only dream of growing up in Chicago and depending on Jesse Jackson for jobs and other favors.(HillBuzz)


“It all relates back to Trinity United and to the Jesse Jackson orbit of blacks here in Chicago who gave Obama legitimacy and helped him establish his identity as a black man ‘from Chicago,’” Robyn explained.

“Michelle came from a political family; she was intelligent even if she didn’t really like to work. [Jeremiah] Wright knew Obama was gay, but he needed the cover of a wife if he were to succeed in politics.

A current member of Trinity church who has known the Obamas for 20 years, “Carolyn,” confirmed Trinity “helped a lot of blacks get successful and connected. That’s what Wright did for Obama,” she claimed. “He connected Obama in the community, and he helped Obama hide his homosexuality.” (WND)

But the frequent missteps of her partner of convenience may finally be trimming the Mooch’s chin bristles:

According to a bombshell new report, the First Lady and Barack Obama are sleeping in separate White House bedrooms. She’s preparing to move his clothes and personal things out of their million-dollar house in Chicago … “The smart money says the marriage is doomed,” a source close to the President said. (Times a.m.)

Bathhouse Barry, meanwhile, in a brief holiday recess from his non-stop proselytizing for the sexually aberrant, nonetheless found time to poke a bitchy nail into the eye of the Russian bear:

The slights issuing from the White House to the Russian hosts of the 2014 Winter Olympic Games could not be more studied nor more pointed.

Rather than boycotting the Games in protest at Russia’s new laws against so-called “gay propaganda”, President Barack Obama has announced that he was too busy to attend, and would instead be staying at home in Washington. It has has not been made clear what he will be doing instead.

Then the White House named an official delegation to the Games in Sochi that stood out for two reasons: its lack of senior government officials and the strength of its contingent of prominent gay athletes. (Sydney Morning Herald)

The U.S. Olympic delegation will be headed by former DHS head Janet Napolitano, whose only previous acquaintance with athletics was when she developed itchy feet, and another old ball bouncer, retired tennis star Billie Jean King.  Enough said.  But, as Richard Anthony writes:

[…] what about the athletes who AREN’T gay ? Once again our president shows the entire world just where his loyalties lie and they do not mirror those of the majority of Americans, but a minute percent of his voter base. LGBT’s are NOT (as they claim) ten percent or more of our population but are instead between one and two percent … But as far as Obama is concerned, supporting homosexuals is another end to justify the means in his crusade to fundamentally transform America.

In the permanently warped view of the loudmouth Left, if you’re not with ‘em, you’re against ‘em:

“The Homosexual Community and Liberals in general are offended by the mere fact that people who don’t agree with them are even breathing.”

That comment is not too far off base, as gay sex columnist Dan Savage once told Bill Maher he wished all Republicans were “f*****g dead.”(Examiner.com)

The tolerance that “progressives” preach is far from that which they practice.


2 thoughts on “Obama Loses The Beard?

  1. “The U.S. Olympic delegation will be headed by former DHS head Janet Napolitano, whose only previous acquaintance with athletics was when she developed itchy feet, and another old ball bouncer, retired tennis star Billie Jean King. Enough said.”

    WHAT THE HELL is Janet Napolitano doing on the U.S. Olympic Delegation? How does she have anything at all to even come close to doing with the Olympics? Security for the team?

    I mean that’s like making Bush Jr. an astronaut and sending him to the moon. It makes no sense! (And although I’d say go ahead and send him anyways at first, I’d probably take that back, as I wouldn’t want ruin the moon)

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