SHAMOKIN, Pa. (CBS) — A northeastern Pennsylvania man gave a porch pirate a gift he will never forget and a surveillance camera got it all. Robert Lynch left boxes filled with kitty litter and feces on his porch in Shamokin and the boxes were stolen.
He got a good look at the thief thanks to recently installed cameras.
“When I first saw it I couldn’t believe that somebody would take that but then I laughed about it,” said Lynch. “If I was on a bus and sitting by that person and they’d open this box, I mean, the smell is unbelievable.”
Lynch has also started a trend.
His neighbors are now filling boxes with garbage and seeing if thieves will take them off their porch.
Ya know…..
I’ve heard terms like turd burglar. …butt pirate.. etc…
But porch pirate…?
That’s a new one to me.
I mean whatz next for Christ’s sake….
I guess the ham burglar from McDonald’s is going to steal my cat poop off my porch.
The headline itself was so funny I nearly spit out my coffee!