In a second grade class the teacher was telling the students that only humans could stutter and that animals couldn’t . A little girl raised her hand and waived it vigorously to get the teachers attention. The teacher stopped and asked the girl what she wanted. The little girl got up and said “I had a kitty that used to stutter”. The teacher knowing that story’s from children can sometimes be very cute said” well then why don’t you tell us the story”.
So the little girl started her story; well me and my kitty were playing in the back yard one day and the people next door had a mean old Rottweiler and he was barking and barking all the time. But that day the mean old dog started running real hard and he jumped over the fence into my backyard. He went after my kitty and my kitty humped her back and said FA FA FA but before she could say f@$k the Rottweiler ate her.
The teacher had to leave the room.