Texas Greg Abbott had no idea Ted Nugent was a scumbag, Ben Sargent cartoon

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Neither Lt Governor Greg Abbott – good old white boy who will soon replace good old white boy Governor Rick Perry – nor anyone in his campaign had any idea of anything Ted Nugent has said or done. Abbott and his political machine live in Austin Ted Nugent lives in Crawford 93 miles away, all very active in the NRA which Ted Nugent is a board member of.

So with that said, Lt Governor Greg Abbott is a liar along with everyone in his campaign.

Again let me remind you that much like child pornography, Ted Nugent has no redeeming social value whatsoever. Well other than being a good Christian Republican and representative of the NRA and the Tea Party.  

Patriotic Ted Nugent sh*t and peed his pants letting it fester for over a month to dodge the draft during the Vietnam War.

At 30 years old Ted Nugent purchased a 17 year old Hawaiian girl from her parents as his f*ck for his tour bus.

Ted Nugent claims to get an erection while killing animals with a machine gun.

Ted Nugent in his book GUNS GOD AND ROCK AND ROLL suggested that Sarah Brady be euthanized like a dog.

Ted Nugent brags about shooting people’s cats and dogs [he is saving us from a rabies and distemper pandemic].

Ted Nugent has fathered 5 children out of wedlock.

Ted Nugent calls African Americans “nwords” and “apes” with no apologies.

Ted Nugent calls Mexicans “wetbacks” and “spics” with no apologies.

Ted Nugent calls women ‘brain-dead soulless idiots,’ ‘varmints,’ ‘fat pigs,’ ‘dirty whores,’ ‘worthless bitches’ without apologies.

“If it was up to me, if you uttered the word ‘gun control,’ we’d put you in jail.” Ted Nugent on the freedom of speech.

“Foreigners are a******s; foreigners are scum; I don’t like ‘em; I don’t want ‘em in this country; I don’t want ‘em selling me doughnuts; I don’t want ‘em pumping my gas; I don’t want ‘em downwind of my life-OK? So anyhow, and I’m dead serious.” Ted Nugent on multiculturalism.

“Obama, he’s a piece of sh*t, and I told him to suck on my machine gun.” Ted Nugent

“By this time next year, if Obama wins, I will either be dead or in jail.” Ted Nugent in 2012.

“Barack Hussein Obama is a Chicago communist-raised, communist-educated, communist-nurtured subhuman mongrel like the ACORN community organizer gangster he is.” Ted Nugent

“Hey Hillary, you might want to ride one of these into the sunset, you worthless b*tch.  Any questions?” Ted Nugent holding an assault rifle in the air.

“Those politically correct Motherf*s can take the flag down, but I am going to wear it forever.” Ted Nugent on wearing the Confederate Flag at his concerts.

“Barbara Boxer you  might want to suck on my machine gun. And Feinstein ride one of these you worthless whore.” Ted Nugent said holding up an assault rifle.

“You probably can’t use the term `toxic c*nt’ in your magazine, but that’s what she is. Her very existence insults the spirit of individualism in this country. This b*tch is nothing but a two-bit whore for Fidel Castro.” Ted Nugent on Hillary Clinton.

“If the NBA had any true gay convictions, the NBA should host a Homosexual Night” during which “homosexuals could come down on the court, hold hands and prance around the court to music by the Village People. The NBA could then give each homosexual a pink basketball as a symbol of solidarity.” Ted Nugent on gay rights.


2 thoughts on “Texas Greg Abbott had no idea Ted Nugent was a scumbag, Ben Sargent cartoon

  1. Had no idea never heard of him but then a few years back the headline read that more people googled Paris Hilton than anything else. That really stumped me for I couldn’t understand how people would think a hotel In Paris was so hot, but was quickly informed by my friends. Had no idea it was a person but then I don’t watch TV or read magazines or even newspapers so that will teach me.

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