Osalm 23 (King Barrack Version)
Obozo is my Shepherd; I shall not work.
He maketh me to lie down and watch Oprah:
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my bling bling:
He leadeth me in the paths of idleness for Husseins name sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the sharing of the wealth,
I will fear no workfare: For thou art funding me;
Thy gat and thy blade, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of people who actually produce;
Thou annointest my teeth with gold;Our crack pipes runneth over.
Surely rebates and Earned Income Credits shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I will dwell in the House of the Obozo forever…
3 thoughts on “What the New Messiah Bringth”
….”and leadeth me not into prosperity,
….”but deliver me into poverty.”
….”for thine is the stupidity”
….”that makes you think that”
….” you have the power and glory”
….”when, in actuality, you’re nothing but a Dick-tater.”
Careful, though. Barry the Anti-Christ might one day make you recite it for his pleasure.