Two Montana rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground.
They approach it and are amazed at the size of it.
The first hunter says, “Wow, that’s some hole; I can’t even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is!”
The second hunter says,” I don’t know. Let’s throw somethin’ down there, listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom.”
The first hunter says, “Hey, there’s an old automobile transmission over there. Give me a hand, we’ll throw it in and see.”
So they pick it up and carry it over and count one, two, three and heave it in the hole. They are standing there listening, looking over the edge, when they hear a rustling behind them. As they turn around, they see a goat come crashing through the underbrush, run up to the hole and, without hesitation, jump in head first.
While they are standing there staring at each other in amazement, peering into the hole, trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer saunters up.
“Say there,” says the farmer, “you fellers didn’t happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?”
The first hunter says, “Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin’ bout a hunnert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this here hole!”
The old farmer said, “Naw, that’s impossible! I had him chained to a transmission.”
OOPS!
LOL
Hi ya Angel. How ya doin? 🙂
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yep DITTO.
Double Ditto. Quite and uneventful day today for me.
Hope you’re both doing well.
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Hey Cathleen. Not bad for an old fart. 😆
How are you doing on the left coast Cathleen?
LOL
AUTOMATIC OR MANUAL?
Probably one of those new driverless transmissions
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Re: How are you doing on the left coast Cathleen?
I’m thirsty! 🙁
Send me some ice Paul. Cute joke by the way.
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Could have added that the farmer was a rag head, but decided against it. 🙂
Now THAT’S scary!
If they didn’t even notice the chain, they got no business bein’ out huntin’ with GUNS!!! 😆
Maybe a fatty slowed their mental prowess down a smidge #1. 😆
Hahahahaha! Nice. Didn’t expect that one, Paul.
Hey NC 🙂
Now THAT was just as funny as the Catchin/hunting a deer with a rope story.
Ha, pretty funny in a sense. Obviously the transmission was manually driven by the 2 men. After that, the goat and the chain were automatic. My question is why did the farmer do this? Many possible scenarios cross my mind. Of course I would think that one might notice a chain strapped to a transmission. But if not, once that tranny hit free fall they would have heard and seen the chain, and that, with the goat following that the goat was attached. No doubt about dat. Lastly, who in their right minds would choose to throw some body else transmission into a deep dark hole? Was there not a single rock they might have found. Don’t get me wrong. I enjoy laughing. Which I kind of did. But, humor shouldn’t be macabre, nor strecth the bounds of credulity. That can cause cognizant dissonance which results in disconnection from common reality. But, hey, it has been said I’m sure by somebody as some time, “a laugh a day keeps the doctor away. And I got mine, so thanks. Doug
haha Hey Doug. Great synopsis. Loved it. 😆