In church last Sunday, I heard a sweet elderly lady in the pew next to me saying a prayer. It was so innocent and sincere that I just had to share it with you:
” Dear Lord:
The last four to five years have been very tough. You have taken my favorite actor – Paul Newman; my favorite actress – Elizabeth Taylor; my favorite singer – Whitney Houston, and now my favorite author – Tom Clancy.
I just wanted you to know that my favorite politicians are – Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid.
Amen”
My prayer in response to that,
“GOD HELP US ALL!”
She only forgot Billary. 😉
We know God doesn’t take(kill) people. The devil has the power of death.
I still chuckled at the prayer. Definately need to escort these others out.
Reminds me of an old joke:
A guy finds an oil lamp, rubs it, and a genie appears, granting him the standard three wishes, with one stipulation; He said “I’ll grant you three wishes, but whatever you wish for, your wife will get two of.”
He wishes for a mansion, the genie gives it to him, and gives his wide two mansions.
Then he wishes for a million dollars, gets it, and his wife gets two million.
For his third wish, he tells the genie “beat me half to death.”
aaaaaw Jolly ……….Your a a bad boy.
I wish she told the Lord she loves USra-hell and all the fine folks on Capitol(capital) Hill. A good start:)
🙂