Liberal pundits across the board are scrambling to offer apologies to Trump Councilor Kellyanne Conway as new information from the Trump Administration reveals that Ms. Conway actually has no legs from the knees down. Apparently Ms. Conway lost her limbs when she stepped on a land mine in Southeast Asia back in 1969.
It has been revealed that Ms. Conway has been fitted with state of the art technology in prosthetics being identified as advanced bionics.
Liberals are embarrassed to admit they viciously attacked a disabled war veteran.
It was further revealed that during the infamous photo that Ms. Conway’s prosthetic legs were on President Trump’s desk, where the president, Steven Mnuchin, and Wilber Ross (who were disguised as presidents of black colleges for security reasons) were discussing procedures for repossessing prosthetics from war veterans in order to raise revenue to expand the military budget.
The president has stated that although she is a handicapped war veteran, Ms. Conway will be allowed to keep her prosthetics as they were purchased through Obamacare and not the Veterans Administration.
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