Liberal pundits across the board are scrambling to offer apologies to Trump Councilor Kellyanne Conway as new information from the Trump Administration reveals that Ms. Conway actually has no legs from the knees down. Apparently Ms. Conway lost her limbs when she stepped on a land mine in Southeast Asia back in 1969.
It has been revealed that Ms. Conway has been fitted with state of the art technology in prosthetics being identified as advanced bionics.
Liberals are embarrassed to admit they viciously attacked a disabled war veteran.
It was further revealed that during the infamous photo that Ms. Conway’s prosthetic legs were on President Trump’s desk, where the president, Steven Mnuchin, and Wilber Ross (who were disguised as presidents of black colleges for security reasons) were discussing procedures for repossessing prosthetics from war veterans in order to raise revenue to expand the military budget.
The president has stated that although she is a handicapped war veteran, Ms. Conway will be allowed to keep her prosthetics as they were purchased through Obamacare and not the Veterans Administration.
Sorry guys, I just thought you might get a KICK out of this.
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Damn those heartless liberals!
“Apparently Ms. Conway lost her limbs when she stepped on a land mine in Southeast Asia back in 1969.”
Thought that happened when she was with Hitlery in Iraq.
She did have four face lifts paid by Veteran’s Affairs. Look at her face, they took them back.
Hell, I thought they had airbrushed it or something to make it look better. 🙄
That was before I clicked on it to enlarge.
Your thinking of Hitlery’s dike lover!
Common mistake….. – JD
Hard to keep ’em all straight (yes, intended) anymore, JD.
My Fellow Americans:
As Henry has pointed out,… Kellyanne Conway served in nam,.. and in fact had lost her legs while on operation with John Kerry.
Although Kerry later decorated himself with a Silver Star for Ms. Conway’s heroism,… Conway herself refused a Medal Of Honor declaring that she regretted,.. “having only two legs to give for her country!”.
Kellyanne Conway is certainly a great man!,.. errrr,. I mean,… a great wanna-be man.
JD – US Marines – Conway,… was a transgender way ahead of her,… errrr,.. I mean,.. his time,… I think……
My Fellow Americans:
Question: Is it me?,.. or does it look like Fuhrer Trump is surrounded by a room FULL of communist niggers?
JD – US Marines – If that happened anywhere outside the Oral Office of the Whore House,… I’m sure the secret Service would rush in and usher the Fuhrer out for his own protection!
Lmfao, that’s funny!
(clapping and whistling!….)
Thank you,.. thank you very much!,… thank you,.. I’ll be here all week!,…. thank you hew!……
JD – Jamal,.. don’t be afraid to throw a Muslim slant on all this,.. just make sure it’s funny,… or we dock your pay!