1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars…watch ’em Slow Down!
2. On all your check stubs, write ‘For Marijuana’!
3. Skip down the street rather than walk and see how many looks you get.
4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
5. Sing along at the Opera.
6. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream ‘I Won! I Won!’
7. When Leaving the Zoo, start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling ‘Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’
8. Tell Your Children over dinner: ‘Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go…
9. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: my favorite.
10. Go to a large Department store’s fitting room, drop your drawers to your ankles and yell out: “THERE IS NO PAPER IN HERE”!
I do number 6 all the time and you should see the looks i get. Good stuff Paul.
😆 yes Paul another one good for a good laugh 😉
Hey Digger. ha got a grin on your face? hope so 🙂
Hey Paul, I think I’ll order a “diet water” the next time I go out to eat just to enjoy the reaction!
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“Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.”
Like it!
Yeah Millard. i like that one too. Hey Millard I lost your email address out of my contacts for some reason. would you send me an email so i can relist it?
3. Skip down the street rather than walk and see how many looks you get.
My boss was 6′ 4″ tall, built like a linebacker, and had one of those crazy Mohawk haircuts. He was a bit of a clown, and one day we were walking from one job to another down a bust street in midtown and he said “C’mon Roger, let’s skip”, and he started skipping down the sidewalk. I didn’t join him, but instead I just watched the reactions of other pedestrians, and that was hysterical. People were pushing other people to get out of his way because he looked like a raving lunatic. I almost wet my pants watching their reactions.
I always order a diet whiskey
Haha! I like #1 the best. That would be hilarious to see.
I actually found a product called diet water, I don’t think its a hoax anyway. It’s a Japanese product so it could be a bad translation. I wonder if its low carb.
hahahaa Meg. Low carb. that’s a good one. You on a low carb diet? It works by the way. All the meat you can eat. mmmmmmmmmm!!
On the subject of ordering ‘diet water’, I’ll have to tell my son about that one. He has called different WalMarts asking if they have any ‘left-handed hammers for sale’ and the sales clerks that answers the phone have actually checked to see if there are any left-handed hammers for sale. 🙂
ROFL
🙂 Looks like you started something here Paul. I’m going to try the diet water too 🙂 🙂 Good one
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“2. On all your check stubs, write ‘For Marijuana’!”
Better yet, write “For Ammo”.
Hey #1 i like for ammo. that’s good.
If everyone started doing it, that would REALLY give ‘them’ something to think about.
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