I am a Seenager (Senior teenager)

I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 70 years later.

I don’t have to go to school or work.

I [do NOT] get an allowance every month; I still have to work for consideration.

I do have my own pad.

I don’t have a curfew.

I have a driver’s license (if I need one) a car, and a truck.

I have ID that gets me into bars and the whisky store.

The people I hang around with are not scared of getting their friend pregnant.

And I don’t have acne.

Life is great.