McCain Rips Obama’s Failure to Bomb Stonehenge

The New Yorker – by Andy Borowitz [SATIRE]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Senator John McCain (R-Ariz.) blasted President Obama on Saturday for failing to bomb Stonehenge while in the United Kingdom for the NATO summit.

“This is a time when it’s important to send our enemies the message that the United States is strong,” McCain told Fox News. “I can think of no better way to do that than by blowing Stonehenge off the map.”  

McCain said that he was “astounded” by Obama’s reluctance to order airstrikes on the ancient monument. “He had a clean shot at Stonehenge, and he blinked,” he said.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/mccain-rips-obamas-failure-bomb-stonehenge

5 thoughts on “McCain Rips Obama’s Failure to Bomb Stonehenge

    1. As Henry said, there is no legitimate law in OUR land! John McStain is the perfect example of the criminals entrenched in our so-called representative government. Obama was born, raised, and refined for the very purpose of extending the façade for a few more years, facilitating the illegal invasion of gray haired adolescents into our land by calling them “children” and providing food stamp cards and money that I would be well off receiving to wait for their immigration hearing scheduled years down at which they will be a no-show. Now he’s going to wait until after the mid-term elections to address the immigration issue. In the meantime, how many more will waltz across the border and be flooded with food stamps, bus and airline tickets, and a daily allowance of cash. Once delivered to where ever, they will be cut off to facilitate social unrest and here we go again. Yes people, the turnip truck is heading to your town soon.

      1. 🙄 LOL In that semi-lengthy reply (which was accurate, btw) Millard, you never once answered Susan’s question.

    2. Yes, Susan, it says so right after the author’s name (who is well-known for his satire).

      Jus’ teasin’. I’m assuming you were being facetious. 😉

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