My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked me what my favorite animal was and I said: “Fried Chicken.”

She said I wasn’t funny but she couldn’t have been right because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth so I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.  

I told my dad what happened and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals more than people.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal’s office.

I told him what happened and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.

I told her it was chicken. She asked me why so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal’s office. He laughed and told me not to do it again.

I don’t understand. My parents taught me to A:WAYS be honest but my teacher doesn’t like it when I am.

Today my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most so I told her: “Colonel Sanders.”

Guess where I am now ???