There’s giant news out of Washington today that will radically affect life for airline passengers, flight attendants, and other employees. And it has nothing to do with that “other” big Washington story–the one about the Supreme Court.
Instead, this is about the Federal Aviation Administration bill that President Trump signed into law a little before 3 p.m. Friday–right at almost the exact moment that everyone else in Washington was watching a key senator’s speech about Judge Brett Kavanaugh.
To be clear, there’s no suggestion that the White House intentionally picked a time when people weren’t paying attention to sign the bill. This law had passed Congress with overwhelming support, and industry players and airline lobbyists have been watching it like hawks for a long time.
But it is striking, given that Congress passed this bill at literally 2:52 in the morning on a Saturday two weeks ago, that it would also be signed at the White House in relative obscurity.
It seems very few people even noticed. I only knew about it because I’d emailed the White House asking for an update on the FAA Reauthorization Act of 2018 earlier in the day.
The story of this law has been dominated largely by what isn’t in it: no restrictions on what airlines can charge for baggage or change fees. But it still changes a lot of things. Here’s a quick summary of what’s included.
You’ll notice that some of these new laws are the direct result of some viral incidents that happened on planes in the last year or two. The new law:
- Prohibits airlines from “bumping” passengers who’ve already boarded a plane.
- Requires the FAA to set minimum standards for seat width and seat pitch.
- Establishes minimum standards for how much rest time flight attendants get between shifts.
- Makes it illegal to store a dog or other animal in an overhead bin.
- Prohibits passengers from using mobile phones to make voice calls during flight.
- Bans e-cigarettes from planes.
- Requires airlines to refund passengers for “services they paid for but did not receive.”
- Mandates that airlines must allow passengers to check strollers if they are traveling with small children.
- Requires the government to look into whether it’s “unfair or deceptive ” when airilnes say flights are delayed due to weather, when there are actually other factors involved.
- Lets the FAA require airlines to let pregnant women board airplanes first.
- Creates a task force to study sexual harassment and misconduct among airline employees.
- Increases the penalties for interfering with cabin crew or flight crew.
- Requires the FAA to consider whether to allow supersonic airplanes over the continental U.S.
- Allows the Justice Department, Homeland Security, and other federal law enforcement to hack or shoot down privately owned drones if they deem them a threat.
- Also requires the FAA to work on regulations to allow “regular flights of package-delivery drones,” like what Amazon wants to do.
- Authorizes $1.68 billion for relief for Hurricane Florence, which hit the Carolinas last month.
- Requires the FAA to set up an “Office of Spaceports.”
- Tells the FAA to set up an “aviation consumer advocate,” so that when you have something bad happen to you on an airplane, and you don’t know who to tell, you’ll have at least have someone to complain to.
“Authorizes $1.68 billion for relief for Hurricane Florence, which hit the Carolinas last month.”
What the hell does that have to do with flying?
“Requires the FAA to set up an “Office of Spaceports.””
Is it me or are they trying to prepare us for a fake alien invasion OR to find another home for THEM (the elite).
First, Trump establishes a “Space Defense Force” and now an “Office of Spaceports”? What are they not telling us here?
Is the Earth is going to be invaded soon OR are we really all gonna get hit with that big asteroid in 2029 that they say will miss us?
Yeah, that’s a sly thing they do by sticking unrelated items into a bill. Sly.
So smoothly they move us from one crisis to another. CNN currently has big headline about how we’ll need to change radically to stop global warming.
From Kavanaugh to climate change. Yeah, what’s next? Hope it doesn’t involve a lot more innocent people dying.
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There really is a United Nations ambassador for Space Aliens if you want to look it up.
Well then, I guess they really are trying to prepare us for a soon to be “Alien visit” or “Alien Invasion”.
If only they could just get us to submit to..er.. I mean “accept” a One World Order……
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“(Almost Nobody Noticed) Airline , Passengers Flight Attendants and Airlines Just Signed a Law That Radically Changes Trump’s Life”.
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i haven’t flown since 2002. with no plans in the near future. yet much tax money goes to this industry that many do not use. i also don’t drive on interstate roads outside of the states bordering the one i live in on the east coast.
so how does this stuff affect me?
SO, THE SPEECH OLE RONALD RAYGUN DID BEFORE THE UN HAD A RING OF TRUTH ABOUT IT…AS SHOWN IN JEWISH HELLYWOOD WITH “INDEPENDENCE DAY”?
HEY, IF WE HAVE ALIEN WARS, WE NEED MORE TAXES TO “PROTECT OUR WAY OF LIFE” DONTCHA KNOW…………………………