Proud to say, Yes!! Some flights have even been inter-galactic. And one other very esoteric piece of information… the species itself originated in Valinor. Long they will fly, to all ports in any dimension.
ps: There’s even a Trencher who bought this same bird seven times!! I repeat, 7!!! Of course I can’t say who, but discerning minds will know.
Oh yeah? You may have to prove it. And actually it came to me with a little note attached to its leg:
“Please don’t send me back to Jolly Roger. The food is terrible there.”
So nobody’s stealing him from you; he’s leaving on his own. Seven-timer provides wild-harvest from the uplands. I only give organic, with a weekly dose of oxygenated vitamin C transfusion.
Pigeon’s also learning how to retrieve classified docs from Pentagon’s Vault 57. This is no ordinary bird. That’s why 7-timer is willing to pay for him, over and over again.
Sorry, I can’t give him back. But here are these: one to soothe you and one as a cautionary tale:
Funny!
Freakin’ hilarious!
Good one, galen! 🙂
Maybe your best yet, Galen! But just wondering…do any of these sales go to folks NOT on Hawaii?
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Proud to say, Yes!! Some flights have even been inter-galactic. And one other very esoteric piece of information… the species itself originated in Valinor. Long they will fly, to all ports in any dimension.
ps: There’s even a Trencher who bought this same bird seven times!! I repeat, 7!!! Of course I can’t say who, but discerning minds will know.
🙂
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galen, is this really your pigeon that you’ve sold? If so, sorry, I thought it was a joke.
Will someone please get Katie a chair?
Katie, there is no pigeon.
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😉 😆
Well, at least I’m not the Trencher that bought it 7 times, although I’m a good candidate it looks like. 🙂
Ha! I had a similar thought. Of course many might assume it was ye. But no, ’twas another.
See ya later. I’m off to feed the pigeons.
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LMAO!!!!
ROFLMAO
Hey!!!! That’s my pigeon. How did you get it, Galen?
Every week the damn thing gets stolen and shows up on E-bay.
Oh yeah? You may have to prove it. And actually it came to me with a little note attached to its leg:
“Please don’t send me back to Jolly Roger. The food is terrible there.”
So nobody’s stealing him from you; he’s leaving on his own. Seven-timer provides wild-harvest from the uplands. I only give organic, with a weekly dose of oxygenated vitamin C transfusion.
Pigeon’s also learning how to retrieve classified docs from Pentagon’s Vault 57. This is no ordinary bird. That’s why 7-timer is willing to pay for him, over and over again.
Sorry, I can’t give him back. But here are these: one to soothe you and one as a cautionary tale:
🙂
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