20 thoughts on “The Beverly Hillbillies ~ The South Rises Again

  1. If ole sessions actually thought along the lines of granny clampet the US would be better off…. just looking like her is not enough…..

  2. The General fell off his horse twice, lost his hat from a brutal hangover, then meets granny and her shine canteen. PRICELESS!

  3. I don’t know about you…

    But the Beverly Hillbillies may me hungry.

    And… since it’s officially summer.

    I’m gonna smoke some ribs basted with a honey strawberry glaze.

    And I’m gonna eat them bitches like a pit bull chewing on your neighbors leg.

    Get me some ice and chill me a watermelon.

    And grill some corn .

    Sip some vodka… smoke some weed..

    Take another old man nap.

    And dream about you niggers going hungry.

    Then when I wake up…

    I’m going take a giant watermelon piss.

    God Bless America. ..

    That’s what I call making America great again.

    Oh. .

    And don’t forget to like me on Facebook and Twitter.

  4. And that’s just for starters.

    I’m just gonna get mad niggerish today.

    I’m gonna fire up th 24′ freightliner .

    And throw my dead aunts handicap placard on the mirror and park in the handicap zone at Smith’s. AKa kroger mart.

    Gettin me some mutherfkn ribs.

    With my azz end stickng out blocking the parking lot.

    I wanna see if these Mormon crackers…

    Got the bawlz to talk sht to me.

    Now get them Mexican niggers to check out my ribs.

    I ain’t going thru self check out and paying for this sht 2.

  5. OK, “flee” steps WAY over the line. It’s called poisoning the well, and I would be willing to bet that “flee” is a hyper liberal wanting to paint a wrong pucture of us conservatives. Hell, this jerk offends ME, and I’m as right wing as they come.

    1. Flee is good people, everybody on this site is good people, flee is our brother, respect that. Nobody on this site is more respectful of our cause, he just likes to have a good time, hell, you should have seen me the other night at Henry’s, he had to tuck me in. LMAO!!!….

    2. You’re a damned idiot and not welcome here. Got back to your conservative shithole and vote for a larger beaner invasion….you can do it!!!
      Shit son! You live in a DEMOCRACY!!!!!!!!!
      MORAN!!!!!

    3. You need to calm your nigger azz down.

      Like I said bitchez.

      I’m only here for your entertainment.

      And your to stupid to not shoot the cook.

    4. Ill give you a fkng online beat down geezer.

      That will make your cksucking dead grandma give me a high five.

  6. flee, kiss my ass. I got all you can handle, son. You sound like Sammy Kerodin. Another punk that can’t deliver.

  7. There once was a nametag great geezer.

    Who was a punk azz bitch and a weezer.

    It was humor I thought.

    Talkin sht on the block.

    But I guess weezer’z grandma didn’t suck any cawk.

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