This fish will eat your testicles, and it’s swimming in a pond near you

This fish will eat your testicles, and it's swimming in a pond near youNew York Post – by Todd Venesia

Hey, guys, if you go lake fishing in hip boots in New Jersey, you’d better wear a cup to protect the “family jewels.”

A man and his son caught a strange species in Swedes Lake in South Jersey that turned out to be a rare Amazonian fish known in South America as the “Nutcracker,” according to reports.  

The pacu fish looks like a piranha but instead of razor teeth has flat, almost human choppers.

It’s notorious for biting the testicles of swimmers and fishermen in the Amazon, the Daily Mail said.

The Jersey pacu may have been in someone’s exotic aquarium ­before being abandoned.

10 thoughts on “This fish will eat your testicles, and it’s swimming in a pond near you

  1. Maybe Bruce Jenner should go for a dip with em, get half his junk removed for free, after all, a future gal should work toward thrift.

  2. But now we know what fishes Hillary’s been swimming with;~)

    Personally I suspect it’s intentional sabatoage from the multitude of Invaders brought here to plague us !!!

  3. I spent 25 years with my first wife. Then she died, leaving me with 4 children,
    with 2 on their own. Soon, being depressed driving by the school she taught at, and other familiar landmarks, I decided to sell the house and move to Tucson…Several years later, after buying some acreage and a spacious new home, I met my second wife. Her name was PACU! I lost my nuts, and everything else I had accumulated in my life. I came “home” with the clothes on my back. She died 5 years later at the age of 50…Her life style was chief
    contributor. By some kind of a miracle, I kind of GREW A NEW PAIR! Now that I’m so much older, a good looking woman won’t get the family jewels,
    but she can HAVE ME for PEANUTS!

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