And, those who don’t and always have a bottle of water in their hand…
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom
In beer there is freedom
In water there is bacteria
In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, At the end of the year we would have absorbed More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) – bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor). Because, alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of sh*t.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information…
I’m doing it as a public service!
I don’t enjoy a glass of wine…. it’s just a tease. Those silly little bottles are a nuisance too, and that’s why I need a barrel of the stuff here.
But…people who like to drink need to remember to replenish their body’s stored vitamins, because alcohol wipes them out, and that puts a serious strain on your immune system.
To St. Arnold!
Cheers!