There’s nothing like the pride of knowing that you can safely and effectively build dazzling explosives to entertain friends and relatives on Independence Day.
But this guy wouldn’t know the first thing about that…
Using nothing but a little aluminum foil, sulphur, potassium, magnesium, banjo music, and a lighter, he manages to create quite a spectacle of himself.
Local officials routinely tell residents that its much more enjoyable, fun, and safer all-around to simply find a nice public fireworks display, as opposed to grabbing a sack of bottle rockets at the nearest stand.
Usually, they try to throw in some hogwash about how public fireworks displays are the safest way to get world class entertainment.
Usually, they’re drastically underestimating how fun it is to blow up small scale fireworks under the influence of alcohol.
In this case, however, we couldn’t agree more with the San Diego public officials. Short of attending a H-bomb test, you’ll never top this San Diego fireworks display gone wrong.
We would gladly pay an entry fee to have attended this free 4th of July display!
(WARNING: Turn Down Your Speakers for This One)
Watching this, we’re left with one burning question: Isn’t this the exact outcome one would expect when launching a rocket from your crotch?
Of course it is… which makes us wonder why the “cast” of this idiotic display reacts with shock and surprise.
On the bright side, this might function as a sort of IQ-based voluntary sterilization program.
We had to put “backfires” in quotation marks, seeing as though the roman candle operated exactly as it was designed to. Perhaps this guy has never lit a roman candle before? Or it could be that he was just so excited about his awesome “Don’t Tread on Me” flag that he just got caught up in the moment.
Most likely, however, this guy is what Donald Trump might describe as “not-so-smart.”
A clogged toilet can be severely frustrating, it’s true. If your patience is running out, jamming a bottle rocket into the bowl might just seem like a good idea.
Until this happens…
While this is a pretty hilarious way to prank a pizza guy, the most remarkable part of this video is definitely the reactions of the pranked drivers!
At the time of this video at least, this 10,500,000 firework display was the world record.
This stunt goes horribly right!
We think someone pressed the wrong button. Unlike fireworks in the US, most of these explode at ground level.
We can’t be sure if that’s on purpose or not.
http://patriotcaller.com/top-12-incredible-fireworks-disasters-video/
omg! ‘home made firework’…..lmao
Making them is a lot more fun than just watching them, unless they’re made by the mentally-challenged. Then it’s more fun to watch the idiots blow themselves up.
yes! haha
The exploding toilet was too funny.