It doesn’t matter how stupid it is. Just put it on the TV screen and the morons will be lining up to buy it.
Or better yet: “News at eleven: There’s a nation-wide shortage of diet water” and you’ll see warehouses full of the stuff disappear at double the price.
It’s frustrating to live in a nation of morons if you actually give a schit about your country.
I dont expect anyone to appreciate this, but I kind of just proved this myself.
The less fluids including water, that you drink, the less you will weigh, and the more weight you CAN lose. Of course this flies in the face of what weve been told, to drink a gallon a day, I know that, & so does Dr Eric Berg, my nutritionist online. Surprise!
I swear to god that I lost 2# last night, primarily because I only drank about a quart of fluid yesterday. Ever heard of water weight?
If water has 0 calories, does “diet” water have -1 calories? Or is the 0 calories in regular water “fat calories”…
Does the Pope drink it? After all, “The Pope Must Diet”… I can just see Robbie Coltrane drinking this stuff with Beverly D’Angelo, Herbert Lom and Alex Rocco.
It doesn’t matter how stupid it is. Just put it on the TV screen and the morons will be lining up to buy it.
Or better yet: “News at eleven: There’s a nation-wide shortage of diet water” and you’ll see warehouses full of the stuff disappear at double the price.
It’s frustrating to live in a nation of morons if you actually give a schit about your country.
Does this mean it’s 0 calorie? WTH!
It has to be better than that dehydrated water
Mary, this one gets the “Gold Medal!”
Does it contain any artificial hydrogen or oxygen molecules? Is it non-GMO?
I dont expect anyone to appreciate this, but I kind of just proved this myself.
The less fluids including water, that you drink, the less you will weigh, and the more weight you CAN lose. Of course this flies in the face of what weve been told, to drink a gallon a day, I know that, & so does Dr Eric Berg, my nutritionist online. Surprise!
I swear to god that I lost 2# last night, primarily because I only drank about a quart of fluid yesterday. Ever heard of water weight?
Please dont try this at home!
“The less fluids including water, that you drink, the less you will weigh,…”
I believe that to be true.
than ,when you drink so much less to the point of dehydration, you’ll get diarrhea, and lose even more weight
yeah, great idea
Keep up the funnies! We need that!
If water has 0 calories, does “diet” water have -1 calories? Or is the 0 calories in regular water “fat calories”…
Does the Pope drink it? After all, “The Pope Must Diet”… I can just see Robbie Coltrane drinking this stuff with Beverly D’Angelo, Herbert Lom and Alex Rocco.
LOL… you left out Christie the Hutt.
Salt has an expiration date for many “brands”.
Someone beat me to it my new start up company saling diet free water
Well, HD, let this be a lesson. Don’t procrastinate when a brilliant idea comes your way. Get on it immediately or someone will beat ya to it. 🙂