Paint my porch

A young blonde girl in her late teens, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a “handy woman” and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

“Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint the porch” he said. “How much will you charge me?”  

Delighted, the girl quickly responded, “How about $75?”

The man agreed and told her that the paint, brushes and everything she would need were in the garage. The man’s wife hearing the conversation, said to her husband, “Does she not realize that our porch goes all the way round the house?”

“That’s a bit cynical, isn’t it?” he responded.

The wife replied, “You’re right. I guess I’m starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes.”

A few hours later the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

“You’re finished already??” the startled husband asked.

“Yes” the blond replied, and I even had paint left over so I gave it two coats.”

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $75 and handed it to her along with a $15 tip.

“Thank you” the blond said, “and by the way, it’s not a Porch, it’s an Audi”.