I Own the World30. When I retire, I’m movin’ north.
29. I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
28. Duct tape won’t fix that.
27. Come to think of it, I’ll have a Heineken
26. We don’t keep firearms in this house.
25. You can’t feed that to the dog.
24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it’s just not safe.
23. Wrestling is fake.
22. We’re vegetarians.
21. Do you think my gut is too big?
20. I’ll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy..
19. Honey, we don’t need another dog.
18. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?
17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
15. I just couldn’t find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
14. Trim the fat off that steak.
13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
12. The tires on that truck are too big.
11. I’ve got it all on the C: DRIVE.
10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
9. My fiancé, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany’s.
8. I’ve got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
7. Checkmate
6. She’s too young to be wearing a bikini.
5. Hey, here’s an episode of “Hee Haw” that we haven’t seen.
4. I don’t have a favorite college team.
3. You Guys.
2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:
1. Nope, no more beer for me. I’m driving a whole busload of us down to re-elect OBAMA
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ROFL 🙂 😉
lol 🙂 I nearly busted a gut there. 🙂
Haha! I like the number one thing the best.
I was raised in the Northeast but have live in the South most of my life. People in the rest of the USA (especially south of the Mason Dixon Line) don’t like people from the Northeast; E.g.:
In Texas we are called Damn Yankees.
In South Carolina we are called God Damn Yankees.
In Iowa we are called f**king Northeasterners.
However, with the gun issues that the people of New York and Connecticut are fighting, the Northeast is finally being embraced by the South again on common-cause.
BTW: You’re correct about the Civil War, Paraclete; in the eyes of the Southern Confederate States, this War never ended.
Having been blessed to be born in America,
and Southern by the Grace of God…….
Technically, We look at it as the longest ever,
recorded military cease fire in the world, of
military history.
Proud to be a southerner, I would have it no other way. Lived other places, came home by the Grace of God, and I will never leave. The South IMHO is just the best. I have to disagree with a couple of those, but funny!! 🙂
I mean come on what idiot would think wrestling is fake?? And duct tape fixes everything period. 🙂
31. No thats ok I dont want another beer
Time to commence the fightin.