Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another ‘Economic Stimulus’ payment.
This is indeed a very exciting program, and I’ll explain it by using a Q & A format:
Q; What is an ‘Economic Stimulus’ payment?
A: It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q: Where will the government get this money?
A: From taxpayers.
Q: So the government is giving me back my own money?
A: Only a smidgen of it.
Q: What is the purpose of this payment?
A: The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a ; high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q: But isn’t that stimulating the economy of China?
A: Shut up.
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. Economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China or Sri Lanka .
* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.
* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or ; China …
* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala …
* If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea .
* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .
* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go ; to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
Instead, keep the money in America by:
1) Spending it at yard sales, or
2) Going to ball games, or
3) Spending it on prostitutes, or
4) Beer or
5) Tattoos.
(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S. )
Conclusion:
Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard ; sale and drink beer all day !
No need to thank me, I’m just glad I could be of help.
Yes, yard sales and thrift stores are a bargain all the way around.
I think i will get a woman of the nite, have a ball game with her and
then compare tattooes with her while drinking a beer?
anyone else up for it?
LOL
: )
Y’all forgot to include some tasty greenbud, grown locally, of course. The only imported pot that’s any good comes from Cananada, not Mexico.
In fact, i’m growing some right now! It’s nice to live in Warshington State. If I get a stimulus check, i’d be surprised. Them Reveenuers come out of the woodwork sniffing for money. But if I do gets me a check, I will buy pot.
Just how much DOES a yard cost these days?
Okay Paul!! I will bite!! I get no stimulus check, I am self employed, I have to pay at least, well a lot to the fed every year! So where is my stimulus? Well I am stimulated, the fed hates me, I make my own hours and I do not have cable!! But I do like cars! So I have been buying Japanese made cars lately, they actually make those in America!!! If I need a vehicle like our 3500 dodge dually, I buy it slightly used!! Gorgeous truck, like no other I have seen, but I gave my money to a local used car dealer! That is my stimulus! And I am having a garage sale in the next month or so! To stimulate my wallet!