My dog chases the bears, and it scares the crap out of me because I know Momma Bear is going to eventually blame me for it. And the rabbits tease him just like Bugs Bunny would, and he chases them, too. The squirrels also like being chased, and gangs of juvenile delinquent deer (adolescents) tease the bears until they get chased.
With no concept of mortality, they’re all just playing tag until someone becomes a meal. I think the feeding instinct takes over when someone tastes protein. (blood)
A friend of mine had one of these ankle biters named Precious. Used to bark and come at me, every time I went over. One day I had enough and stomped my foot near it and shouted “SHUT UP”. Thing rolled over on its back and pissed straight in the air all over itself. Very respectful after that.
Yeah! You take that bears! BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK!! (I had to throw some sound in there cause there wasn’t any.)
Even a dog knows and defends his property rights!
My dog chases the bears, and it scares the crap out of me because I know Momma Bear is going to eventually blame me for it. And the rabbits tease him just like Bugs Bunny would, and he chases them, too. The squirrels also like being chased, and gangs of juvenile delinquent deer (adolescents) tease the bears until they get chased.
With no concept of mortality, they’re all just playing tag until someone becomes a meal. I think the feeding instinct takes over when someone tastes protein. (blood)
A friend of mine had one of these ankle biters named Precious. Used to bark and come at me, every time I went over. One day I had enough and stomped my foot near it and shouted “SHUT UP”. Thing rolled over on its back and pissed straight in the air all over itself. Very respectful after that.
lmfao