Big Government

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were fans of Big Government.

Not really knowing what a Big Government fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little TJ.

The teacher asked Little TJ why he has decided to be different…again.

Little TJ said, “Because I’m not a fan of Big Government.”  

The teacher asked, “Why aren’t you a fan of Big Government?”

Little TJ said, “Because I’m a libertarian.”

The teacher asked him why he’s a libertarian. Little TJ answered, “Well, my Dad’s a libertarian and my Mom’s a libertarian, so I’m a libertarian.”

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, “If your dad were a moron and your mom were an idiot, what would that make you?”

With a big smile, Little TJ replied, “That would make me a fan of Big Government.”


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