From the Trenches World Report
Enforce our Bill of Rights
We only have moments to spend until the 7-11 candy bar thief appears.
we work for squat
I never thought I’d adjust to relieving my self this way. It’s really quite remarkable and efficient. Thanks to our Most Glorious Leader we can now fertilize all the rice fields while still helping him wage his Most Glorious War. This is the best country in the world!!
Sure is rainy in Seattle – next city to conquer: Portland
“I REALLY hate these community toilets!”
Supreme Leader says to stay out of the rain. Apparently, shit floats.
The Americans say to get under the desk if a nuke goes off……damn them!
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