this just might be the stupidest thing ever. who carries a broken bottle in there in there pocket /purse/backpack or whatever. does this mean the pocket tool that I carry every day and the pocket knife on myself to my duties on my farm makes myself a coward .if you said of course not well that means your brain has not removed in someway .if you said yes then go to another website and forget about this one and have yourself s**** day. and why cookie monster?why not a jihadist they seem to use large knives a lot..
If only cowards carry weapons, why are these brave communists so reluctant to come and take them away from us?
These people are pathetic to the point of ridiculous. F#@k ’em and feed ’em to the fish.
I am assuming this sign is in Essex county, England, not in the US–the phone number configuration does not match American phone number configuration. 01-255 (area code) 428 (exchange) 744 (there would be FOUR numbers in the last part of the phone number, not three if the sign was in the US). So again I am assuming this sign is in England. Plus, they call cans on sidewalks “bins” not “cans” there. Finally, isn’t that a CROWN on top of the “working in partnership with” logo? Or if I am wrong, Canada, maybe?
And they call us Americans idiots!
Ha! And beyond this, in case anyone (like myself) happens to need a chuckle today, or a distraction:
One state official to the other: “I don’t know what people have against us – We haven’t done Anything!!.”
*****
A wife goes to consult a psychiatrist about her husband: “My husband is acting so weird. He drinks his morning coffee and then he goes and eats the mug! He only leaves the handle!”
Psychiatrist: “Yes, that is weird. The handle is the best part.“
*****
Doctor says to his patient: “You have TB and Alzheimers.”
Patient: “At least I don’t have TB.”
*****
Doctor: “I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.”
Patient: “What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!”
Doctor: “Nine.”
*****
Job interview in a psychiatry office:
So you’re interested in working with us. What is your experience with mentally disturbed people?
I’ve been on Facebook for 5 years now.
Very good, the job is yours.
*****
Wife arrives home late at night from a business trip and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. But she notices four legs instead of two peeking from under the blanket!
Seized by a fit of rage, she reaches for the baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket until the screaming stops.
Still in shock, she lurches to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
“Oh welcome home darling,” he says, “My parents came for a visit, so I let them have our bedroom. I hope you said hello.”
A Screwdriver?!?!?! 🙄
predictive programming…..haha
Somebody should cut a big hole in that knife bin with a knife and then steal all the knives in it.
Free knives, everybody!
this just might be the stupidest thing ever. who carries a broken bottle in there in there pocket /purse/backpack or whatever. does this mean the pocket tool that I carry every day and the pocket knife on myself to my duties on my farm makes myself a coward .if you said of course not well that means your brain has not removed in someway .if you said yes then go to another website and forget about this one and have yourself s**** day. and why cookie monster?why not a jihadist they seem to use large knives a lot..
So everyone needs to be a victim…got it /puke
Drat, this this was the spot where I turn in my hammers…
Your a coward, unless you are a government agent, dually authorized and ordained with the powers of non-cowardness….:).
I might be a cowardly lion..ohhhh! If I only had a brain…!
Thank god it was a picture of the cookie monster.
Because if it was a picture of Oscar the grouch.
I’d be more submissive.
Gotta go…
I’m hiding all my plastic sporks I’ve saved from KFC.
Plus I’m going to hide all my butter knives in my septic tank.
They’ll never think to go and look for them there.
Don’t worry flee, the “bin” is in England…
I hope Sesame Street sues the shit out of them for their use of the Cookie Monsters likeness on their stupid bin
Only cowards carry?
So they openly admit that all their pigs are cowards.
No argument on THAT count (pigs ONLY… not the rest of us… we all have damn good reason to carry weapons of ANY kind).
If only cowards carry weapons, why are these brave communists so reluctant to come and take them away from us?
These people are pathetic to the point of ridiculous. F#@k ’em and feed ’em to the fish.
“F#@k ’em and feed ’em to the fish.”
Unchallenged.
Except the fish have been more than poisoned enough already by Fukushima.
Wharf rats, on the other hand… 🙂
I GUESS THEN I MUST BE A TOTAL PU@@Y FOR CARRYING A .9 THEN EH??????????
LOL… only if it’s pink, then I’d have to agree. Otherwise… 🙂
And a real enemy is anyone who deposits a knife in the stupid box.
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I am assuming this sign is in Essex county, England, not in the US–the phone number configuration does not match American phone number configuration. 01-255 (area code) 428 (exchange) 744 (there would be FOUR numbers in the last part of the phone number, not three if the sign was in the US). So again I am assuming this sign is in England. Plus, they call cans on sidewalks “bins” not “cans” there. Finally, isn’t that a CROWN on top of the “working in partnership with” logo? Or if I am wrong, Canada, maybe?
And they call us Americans idiots!
If only cowards carry weapons, then what’s the government’s excuse?
I can’t believe nobody has stolen the box yet.
Ha! And beyond this, in case anyone (like myself) happens to need a chuckle today, or a distraction:
One state official to the other: “I don’t know what people have against us – We haven’t done Anything!!.”
*****
A wife goes to consult a psychiatrist about her husband: “My husband is acting so weird. He drinks his morning coffee and then he goes and eats the mug! He only leaves the handle!”
Psychiatrist: “Yes, that is weird. The handle is the best part.“
*****
Doctor says to his patient: “You have TB and Alzheimers.”
Patient: “At least I don’t have TB.”
*****
Doctor: “I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.”
Patient: “What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!”
Doctor: “Nine.”
*****
Job interview in a psychiatry office:
So you’re interested in working with us. What is your experience with mentally disturbed people?
I’ve been on Facebook for 5 years now.
Very good, the job is yours.
*****
Wife arrives home late at night from a business trip and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. But she notices four legs instead of two peeking from under the blanket!
Seized by a fit of rage, she reaches for the baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket until the screaming stops.
Still in shock, she lurches to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
“Oh welcome home darling,” he says, “My parents came for a visit, so I let them have our bedroom. I hope you said hello.”
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No drugs can emulate a high from a good laugh, especially on a Friday afternoon.
Thank you. 🙂
Glad you enjoyed ’em.
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