19 thoughts on “Does anyone know what gnomes eat?

    1. But Andrew he (Otto) is pretty much settled in…I found him in the shower this morning then in my favorite chair……..I thank you for the advice….I will sleep with my pistol at my side

  1. I don’t know what gnomes eat, but it’s a scientifically proven fact that 89% of all gnome deaths can be attributed to carnivorous, gnome eating refrigerators.
    I’d move him away from there a bit.

    (The other 11% is due to vicious, knife wielding faeries.)

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