But Andrew he (Otto) is pretty much settled in…I found him in the shower this morning then in my favorite chair……..I thank you for the advice….I will sleep with my pistol at my side
I don’t know what gnomes eat, but it’s a scientifically proven fact that 89% of all gnome deaths can be attributed to carnivorous, gnome eating refrigerators.
I’d move him away from there a bit.
(The other 11% is due to vicious, knife wielding faeries.)
Shortcake.
LOL ! Thanks
ya..dat’s a good one Henry!
Gnome food silly! LOL
My foot, if he’s naughty! lol
Baby back ribs with small potatoes and baby carrots.
Beavers num-num yum. Plus they have great flavor savor beards!!!
Mary I want you to listen very carefully. Gnomes eat people. For God’s sake get it out of your house now.
https://youtu.be/F677g88kw8Y
Good one… RUN
But Andrew he (Otto) is pretty much settled in…I found him in the shower this morning then in my favorite chair……..I thank you for the advice….I will sleep with my pistol at my side
anything they can get their grubby little hands on.
they tell time using a Gnomon.
and they are adept in the art of nomenclature.
I don’t know what gnomes eat, but it’s a scientifically proven fact that 89% of all gnome deaths can be attributed to carnivorous, gnome eating refrigerators.
I’d move him away from there a bit.
(The other 11% is due to vicious, knife wielding faeries.)
hahaha
I not to worried about what they eat.
I’m more worried about where they take a dump and if I have to clean it up.
guard your children well…………..
http://www.becomeagnome.com/faq/
that’s cool ! thanks
The question is not what he is eating, it’s why he is taking a wizz in your fridge.
hahahaha